Thursday, March 21, 2013

Name That Sound!!!!

My stomach has been making so many weird new gurgling noises lately that I've decided to make a list of the things it might be trying to tell me

  1. I'm hungry
  2. I'm full
  3. Why did you eat all that jell-o?
  4. I need to poo
  5. Don't you dare feed me any more protein shakes, bitch
  6. I want PIZZA
  7. That guy's looking at us funny
  8. Why do you hate me so much?
  9. Were you ever attracted to Bugs Bunny when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
  10. I think Michael Keaton should be in more things
  11. You need to stop buying kitchen gadgets from Amazon.  You no longer have any room in your kitchen for them
  12. Remember that time you ate a whole tube of Tootsie Roll chapstick?  That was dumb

I guess we'll never know what my stomach is truly trying to say...



  1. Here's what mine says right now: 1. I wish we could find some non-sparkling water right now. 2. Why did you spend 38€ on chocolate today? 3. Why didn't this band tighten up from flying like everyone said it would? 4. I'm hungry. 5. I'm thirsty. 6. I'm going to gain 5 pounds on this trip (and that is not £ it's lbs)

  2. I have no clue what my stomach means when it makes noises either!! haha

  3. OMG. My stomach was SO LOUD yesterday. Seriously, my cube mate could hear it from 8 feet away. Hate that!

  4. I whole-heartedly agree with #10 and have the same problem with #11. Unfortunately, the loud stomach thing sticks around. When my stomach growls, I swear you can hear it in the next room.

  5. I've noticed my stomach making very strange, sometimes embarrassing, sounds too... I haven't figured them all out yet.

  6. I use GAS-X Thin Strips to shut up the 'rumbly in my tummy'. I swear, it works within 15 minutes. I always keep strips in my purse and at work. So simple; just dissolve one or two on your tongue and you're set!